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Thank God my cat isn't my child... - Happy's Obsession
or what I do between bouts of Real Life
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Thank God my cat isn't my child...
Because if he was, I'd have a heroin addict (or crackhead) on my hands.

I just got them (Craziest Cat {aka Boyo} and Girlie) this catnip "butterfly ball", a small sphere (about the size of a large cherry) where you put 'nip in the center, and then twist the 2 halves together. They each have a wide ring encirclng them, and when closed, they are at 90 deg angles to each other. So supposedly, the cats can have "hours of safe fun" with them, knocking them about and playing with them.

Except:
1) The screw on is really a 1/4 turn friction lock, which won't hold up to heavy rubbing/playing
2) They don't say how much nip to put in, so I filled it 1/2 way up.
3) Two crazy cats were rubbing on it, and it popped open, therefore, it should close better. It was on clearance, though, and maybe that's why.
4) When Craziest Cat accidently broke it open, it scattered all hardwood floors, but mostly on the area rug.
5) Doofus owner slave didn't notice for a few seconds, so Craziest Cat did whole body rubs in it, spreading it around.
6) As Doofus owner slave ran to get damp paper towels to wipe it up, Craziest Cat spread it even more around in the rug.
7) Now Craziest Cat is having orgasmic rolls on my rug, he's totally hyped up on crack 'nip, and I'm afraid to try to more him to clean better (if that's possible), since I think he might shiv me for touching his stash.
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mi_nion From: mi_nion Date: July 8th, 2008 04:35 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't even bring it in to the house since it induces eyes rolling in the back of the head orgasmic fits in Big Boy.

allisgood From: allisgood Date: July 8th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cat's are far more clever and resourceful than any manufacturer of toys.
Leave craziest cat to his orgasms --it may be the only ones he will have if he's *fixed*:)
mellicat1963 From: mellicat1963 Date: July 9th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC) (Link)
One of my cats (in the icon) is a total catnip addict. He knows when we get out the packet, he starts getting all excited. Then we sprinkle a little on the floor and he goes spread eagle over it to make sure none of the other cats get any. He eats it, rubs in it and anything else he can think of. Then once he is good and stoned he passes out in bliss. Its too funny!
brokeaholic From: brokeaholic Date: July 9th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)
LMAO, you and your cats are just too funny!
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