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Annals of the weird - Happy's Obsession
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Annals of the weird
The SO just called me on the way home from work, to tell me that...

...he cut his nose on a pretzel.

That's right. A pretzel.

How did he manage that? Well, he was in a training, and this woman brought in these twisted hard pretzels. He is a goofball, and remembered how he used to bite the bottom section off, and act like the top section was a pair of glasses. So he bit it off, and put it on his nose like some kind of 17th century spectacles. He got a good laugh.

And when he removed them? He cut his nose. And although it was a little cut, it wouldn't stop bleeding. He had to leave the meeting, go to the bathroom to mop it up, and finally try to find a security officer with a first aid kit for a bandage.

Only *he* could end up doing that...
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quinn222 From: quinn222 Date: September 18th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC) (Link)
*snort* (pun not intended)
equusentric From: equusentric Date: September 18th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Weird things I've cut myself on:

* Freshly baked bread crust
* A crispy piece of melted sugar from a cinnamon bun
* A dead rat

Of course none of these were on my face, so he still wins. XD
hsifeng From: hsifeng Date: September 18th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
At least he wasn't naked and talking to a neighbor at the time....*grin*
qafhappy From: qafhappy Date: September 18th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
*howls*

God, you got me laughing so hard, I'm crying here!
hsifeng From: hsifeng Date: September 18th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grin* Your hubby takes the 'thinks' out of "Thinks He's Funny..."

*giggle*
sandid From: sandid Date: September 19th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC) (Link)
That sounds weird.

Hey, did you make it through the cd's? What did you think?

I'm listening to Gargoyle now.
qafaddiction From: qafaddiction Date: September 19th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, that's just... wow. Pretzels can be sharp! Let that be a lesson to the kids out there: don't play with your food! You could get hurt. But it's a funny story to tell. :)
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